I was quite fortunate, in that I stumbled into my dream work assignment… I owe it all to my cousin Pat, who took me under his wing and provided me a solid chance.
Thanks to Pat I actually managed to learn that sometimes being loyal to your good pals and family can pay off in excellent ways.
I am not the smartest guy of course, nor am I recognizably tough! But I am reliable for sure, and Pat was definitely aware that he could trust me, so he brought me into his company and I made sure he would never feel any regret for that. Pat was a cannabis farmer, and I was the style of guy who never even touched the stuff. That easily worked in my favor, because Pat was trying to find workers he knew wouldn’t steal any of his cannabis! You might ask yourself “how could working a marijuana crop be a dream task if you don’t smoke the stuff?” Well, because I totally enjoy gardening. I totally appreciate working with my hands, I appreciate being outside, and farming cannabis pays many times better than being a regular gardener… Although cannabis plants would not be the first choice for my own private crops, I get paid to garden and that is what I love. Besides, Pat provided me with my own patch of land around the outskirts of the cannabis field that I can entirely use to grow vegetables or whatever I wish. These crops will be able to bring more cover for the cannabis plants, and eventually give us a huge amount of fantastic food to eat! If I ever do decide to start smoking marijuana, I will get a lifetime supply at zero cost.